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How to Fight a Red Light Camera ticket and Why

** 05/06/2018 Check out updated info here. Also check out the RLC tab, above.** You may have heard the news about my recent successful...

Hello its me.

What have I been up to? … Livin’ the dream. That’s pretty much my standard response to that question. It usually gets a chuckle and gets...

India trip booked!

So here is the big news: We are going to India! We are for real going. Like, we already got our plane tickets for real going. Through the...

So Kelli, how’d you become a Master Jedi Knight?

It’s a question I get asked ALL THE TIME. (In the movie that I’m in.) (About my life.) (Starring me.) … (That so far occurs mostly in...

La luna sangre

Bhagavan Das in the house again! I attended my second of four Tuesday classes with Bhagavan Das and his wife, Kali, at Harmony...

What a week I’m having!

It’s Saturday and I’m positive that you are reading this right now because you want to know all about my life happenings this past week....

I want to be a billionaire so fucking bad…

The urge to write is a funny thing. And so is not having any money. Its sort of funny anyway. Especially the various and creative ways...

Seriously? Mercury is in retrograde again?

Didn’t this like, just happen? In fact, it did. About three months ago, from October 21-November 10, 2013. And it was shitty then and I...

TBT – “I am alone…I am utterly alone.”

By the time you read this, I will be gone. Having jumped…having plummeted… off the winter river bridge. Anyone? I’m feeling a bit like...

Damn you, Mercury!

Hidy-ho everyone. At last we meet for the first time, for the last time…? Communication is a little bit disrupted right now. Mercury is...

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